An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
ayon kay puckhead661 ika-04 ng Mayo, 2006
Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes......CAPTAIN CRUNK
ayon kay GuJu ika-09 ng Oktubre, 2003