Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
ayon kay Cdebokx ika-31 ng Enero, 2011
Another Form of Aids
Don't Make me give you cooties!
ayon kay jl32194 ika-11 ng Marso, 2010
evil pests that dwell in the cooter.
Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.
ayon kay Buckingbancon ika-24 ng Hunyo, 2010
Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.
This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.
ayon kay Robert Akins ika-02 ng Nobyembre, 2005
is a friendly germ or idea that spreads itself rapidly across virtual, as well as, physical planes.
This dude spread his cootys' on the party and within minutes they all had their clothes off.
ayon kay They call me mr tibbs! ika-11 ng Marso, 2011
1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
ayon kay Light Joker ika-03 ng Disyembre, 2004
A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.
Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.
ayon kay kamrizzzle ika-24 ng Nobyembre, 2010

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