is a friendly germ or idea that spreads itself rapidly across virtual, as well as, physical planes.
This dude spread his cootys' on the party and within minutes they all had their clothes off.
ayon kay They call me mr tibbs! ika-11 ng Marso, 2011
A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.
Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.
ayon kay Webster-Collins ika-06 ng Hulyo, 2010
A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.
Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.
ayon kay kamrizzzle ika-24 ng Nobyembre, 2010
According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"
ayon kay b_bold ika-17 ng Nobyembre, 2009
To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.
John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!
ayon kay RandomBlabberer ika-22 ng Abril, 2010
Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.
OMG! he has the cooties! EW
ayon kay ladeela ika-02 ng Abril, 2009
Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.
I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.
ayon kay Krazy Kharrazi ika-30 ng Hulyo, 2008

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