A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
ayon kay Gahmuret ika-22 ng Hulyo, 2006
A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
ayon kay Shmoozums ika-05 ng Enero, 2006
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
ayon kay Richard Black ika-15 ng Marso, 2005
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
ayon kay dj gs68 ika-07 ng Hulyo, 2003
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
ayon kay gina and sarah ika-06 ng Nobyembre, 2005
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
ayon kay Taeko Hentie ika-08 ng Abril, 2006
Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
ayon kay Cootieluver33 ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2015

Libreng Koreo Araw- araw

Isulat ang iyong imeyl adres sa ibaba upang makuha ang aming Libreng Urban Word of the Day araw- araw!

Ang mga sulat are galing sa daily@urbandictionary.com. Kailanma'y hindi kami magpapadala ng spam sa inyo.