A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
ayon kay Rodney Bruce ika-10 ng Oktubre, 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
ayon kay Xymox1 ika-15 ng Setyembre, 2008
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
ayon kay w2454 ika-28 ng Agosto, 2008