Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.
ayon kay EltonHurrell ika-23 ng Hunyo, 2006
A piece of dangly fabricy things to be hanged over windows, invented by women so that men wouldn't walk naked in front of windows.
"Honey, does the glass make my dick look big?"

"That's it, I'm getting curtains".
ayon kay Vitaliy ika-03 ng Oktubre, 2004
Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
ayon kay ian ika-21 ng Enero, 2004
Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.
"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"
ayon kay Mister Oz ika-06 ng Agosto, 2005
Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.
Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.
ayon kay Harper Ingram ika-14 ng Hulyo, 2006

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