FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!! don't listen to any thing that any hater says about him. he has an amazing delivery on his jokes and is hilarious. hands down the funniest comedian ever!!
ayon kay funnykid99 ika-25 ng Pebrero, 2010
One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu
Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.
ayon kay girl175897 ika-17 ng Enero, 2009
Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

ayon kay C-Mills ika-17 ng Enero, 2008
a silly bitch and
that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.
ayon kay ilovedane ika-05 ng Oktubre, 2006
A great comedian, known for being in movies and TV, unfortunately. Many BAMF's can relate to his jokes, but his routines are always ruined by dane cook fans, who laugh at every other word he says, because he is a celebrity (See dane cook fan).

He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch, but these stupid teenagers and little rich girls keep laughing so goddamn much!!!
ayon kay vorheez ika-02 ng Pebrero, 2008
Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF
That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
ayon kay Katelyn OC ika-07 ng Mayo, 2006
1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
ayon kay Ms. Daney Waney ika-19 ng Disyembre, 2008

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