Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ
i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!
ayon kay mlo_7 ika-14 ng Disyembre, 2009
A type of small beard located just under the bottom lip, modelled by the Spanish footballer, David Villa.
Dude, I've decided to grow a David Villa!
OMG! That's so awesome!

I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.
ayon kay IlPartigiano ika-01 ng Nobyembre, 2011
The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
ayon kay MrPupesh ika-22 ng Abril, 2011

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