What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
ayon kay Cyberquad ika-06 ng Abril, 2004
Fucking kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. It said, "You're an asshole".
-Demetri Martin
ayon kay You're an asshole ika-06 ng Mayo, 2008
A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
ayon kay Cheng Wen Lo ika-28 ng Agosto, 2003
Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit
Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary
ayon kay Raving_toma ika-31 ng Marso, 2005
You're an asshole.

-Demitri Martin
I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.
ayon kay G-rett ika-02 ng Mayo, 2008
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?
ayon kay Macguire ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2006
A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.
Dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight
ayon kay yesa' massa ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2006

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