More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
ayon kay Shi-nay-nay ika-27 ng Enero, 2011
a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
ayon kay Sennex ika-29 ng Hulyo, 2010
Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
ayon kay You know! ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2012
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
ayon kay C.R.W ika-16 ng Enero, 2013
Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
ayon kay Nuanda03 ika-29 ng Agosto, 2012
An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
ayon kay FretWizard ika-02 ng Pebrero, 2014
An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
ayon kay Macknificent ika-14 ng Disyembre, 2012

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