Eli
Some who is fucking brilliant, this guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and cant walk and is all in one fucking awsome.
you're a fucking eli mate.
ayon kay what's your handle? ika-18 ng Oktubre, 2014
Eli
An Eli is a person who is sweet carring and is just the fucking best person you can meat

Eli's are a group of the nice funny popular kids not the mean athletes.
Those Eli's are so nice and funny

Did you see it when he was acting like an Eli
ayon kay That guy is awsome ika-03 ng Marso, 2015
Eli
An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.
Wow, he just threw for an Eli.
ayon kay Payton Manning ika-06 ng Oktubre, 2013
ELI
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
ayon kay the ELI team ika-06 ng Abril, 2009
(Background: Israeli)
The universal name of every Israeli known to man kind. Ever.
My Israeli dog's name is Eli.
My Israeli friend's name is Eli.
My Israeli midget's name is Eli.
ayon kay Shiri ika-19 ng Mayo, 2004
Eli
A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli
ayon kay Shaunniewashere ika-22 ng Hulyo, 2013
Eli
Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
ayon kay Nikuya ika-11 ng Marso, 2012

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