discreet, polite euphemism for breasts
"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
ayon kay Chairwoman Mao Mao ika-06 ng Pebrero, 2004
Mindless creatures driven by instinct for sperm and money. Can be usefull if trained how to cook, clean, and take care of children properly. Also see slut, whore, prostitute, gold digger, skank, ho.
Male: why are you talking? the only thing your mouth is good for is to suck my dick! now get on it bitch!
female: well that's why I was talking. Because I was asking you if you could please help me unzip your pants so I can suck you dry.
Male: Didn't I already show you how to unzip my pants?!!
female: yes, but I.......
Male: You're talking again!! Oh the hell with you Im going to get some experianced females at the corner to do it for $10. in the mean time try as hard as you can not to have sex with anyone else, including the dog! now can you do that? or am I going to have to tie you up like last time?
Female: ( nods yes )
Male: Now your learning bitch!
ayon kay aztec warrior sam ika-15 ng Hulyo, 2006
kitchen worker
Male: I'm going to go drinking with my friends, you stay here in the kitchen.

Female: Okay.
ayon kay the5secondninja ika-11 ng Agosto, 2011
magical creatures that can bleed for a week without dying.
my week is almost up!
week of what?
My period, silly. i am a female.
ayon kay Smile_If_You're_PissedX) ika-06 ng Pebrero, 2010
Seriously. Female is the opposite sex to the male in all cases. Animals have females too. Some people like 'em, some don't. The end.
Females are not aliens.
Females are not genetically deformed.

Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.

Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?

Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.
ayon kay Red Lights Mean Go ika-04 ng Mayo, 2010
The more subtle gender
I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.
ayon kay Oh Shit I'm Dead ika-24 ng Enero, 2005
This isnt a weblog, i know, but i have to post this little thought:
Why do some women call all men chauvanistic sexists when that in itself is a sexist statement?
The main gripe about guys like myself who dont concern themselves with the "lower extremites" of the female body (I am not gay, just considerate) is that they are so goddam subtle in screwing with people (Some of our more devious sisters). Us guys, if we want revenge will mess your ass up by laying the SMACKDOWN right then an there, the devious sisters will set up a ten step plan to screw you up for years...
Shadow: Yep, i love females...however, some of them are kinda....
Shanjay: Bitchy? Yep, evil sisters really just mess up male/female relations worldwide

And yes, most guys are assholes
ayon kay Shanjay ika-21 ng Abril, 2005

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