Huge chunk of lard that is SO FAT!! He thinks he's funny but only tells Family Guy quotes. His arse is the gate to Narnia. His pants never cover it, cause he's SO FAT!
Guy 1: Whatcha eating?
Guy 2: CAKE!
Guy 1: Stop, you will turn into a Grant
Grant: Did someone say cake?
ayon kay FrankFrankford12345CAke ika-04 ng Hulyo, 2011
A complete and utter wanker who sports a very bad fringe/haircut. A Grant is often seen mistreating people despite the fact that he really has no room to be choosy regarding friends (namely due to his bad haircut)
Shit, man, I'll go and shave it all off right this second; I'd rather look like a giant thumb than a Grant :(!
ayon kay Mildred Tumbleweed ika-24 ng Hunyo, 2011
Big ginger dick who likes to take the piss out of south african accent with Midge and wants to vote BNP.
Midge : Fook off

Grant : No, you fook off and eat some prawns!...BNP!, BNP!
ayon kay IlikeCheese1 ika-14 ng Abril, 2010
noun

1) A person who is anti-drugs, anti-alcohol and possibly anti-social. They are perceived as being uncomfortable with alcohol, drug use and mischief, as well as nudity and sexuality.

2) A person who is described as being concerned with behavior and being proper.

DERIVATIVES
Grant-like (noun)
Grantish (adjective)
Grantishly (adverb)
Grantishness (noun)

SYNONYMS
Pussy, Goody-Goody, Straight, Cowardly, Prude
1. Come on don't be Grant, just drink it.

2. She/He won't even hang out with us if we are getting high, what a Grant!

3. She/He won't even step foot into the abandoned house with us and makes up excuses to stay outside. She/He is acting like a total Grant!
ayon kay Shluffy04 ika-14 ng Oktubre, 2009
A slang word often used in the Highland region of Scotland to describe a bee, or someone who resembles a bee or has bee like qualities. Can also be a derogative term to describe someone who is annoying, or perverse.
Pulling a Grant is another example, which means simply that someone has told an unfunny joke, or has failed an exam or life in general.
"I just got 1/10 on my french exam :("
"Oh man, you just Pulled a Grant!"

"Oh my God, there's a Grant in the room!"

"Grant wants to see naked pictures of me! D="

"Snakes can eat Grants!"
ayon kay The Bee Hunter ika-04 ng Marso, 2008
A euphemism for bitch tits.
That guy gave Kim a teddy bear. What a grant!
ayon kay Jesus Meeker ika-16 ng Enero, 2008
an f-in skinny douchebag, often associated with halo obsession, asian modeling, and tight shirts. secretly homosexual, fantabulous with the ladies, especially short irritating ones and tall innocent ones.spontaneously says "skinny" when in presence of a CPS
grant goes to iolani school
ayon kay skeeter&adds ika-08 ng Disyembre, 2008

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