A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.
"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
ayon kay DPH Red strange.com ika-24 ng Enero, 2013
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when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.
dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.
ayon kay delivery boyy! ika-03 ng Pebrero, 2010