JFK
Just Fucking Kidding
Andy: I just raped a Donkey 2 times.
Kevin: Really?
Andy: JFK
ayon kay kingdomkz ika-18 ng Hunyo, 2008
JFK
The act of pulling out of your partner before cumming while doing them doggy-style and then hitting him or her in the back of the head with your jizz.
Randy and I were having sex last night and he came so hard he JFK'ed me when he pulled out.
ayon kay Arcadia Fallon ika-18 ng Oktubre, 2011
jfk
an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"
Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk
ayon kay SterlsSwagger ika-06 ng Agosto, 2011
JFK
This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.
no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK
ayon kay Shagmelon ika-17 ng Abril, 2011
The act of ejaculating so hard in one's face that the sheer recoil of the busted load makes the receiver's head jerk back then to the side (either side will do) much like the unfortunate assassinated U.S. President of the 60's.
Man: You ready for it baby?

Woman: Yea gimme your man-chowder

Man: UGGHHHH! *shoots his load and does the J.F.K.*

Woman: WTF was that?

Man: That...*tiredly* was your first J.F.K.
ayon kay TheDarkCharmer ika-07 ng Oktubre, 2009
JFK
Used for an Assassination in Halo 3
That dude just JFKd me
ayon kay Cory Helwig ika-10 ng Hulyo, 2008
JFK
A JFK is getting your head "blown" while driving in a car.

Analogy: Roadhead
Yo Rich, I couldn't answer the phone because Latoya was givin' me some JFK!

Possible cellphone greeting: Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, I am busy getting a JFK. Please leave a message after the load.
ayon kay BBT0101 ika-02 ng Abril, 2008

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