Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"
Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed
#joeyed #joey #douche #annoying #ignored
ayon kay ahwell ika-21 ng Hunyo, 2012
A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.
My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.
#arrogant #sex #hot n heavy #jackassery #blue
ayon kay SheenIsWinning ika-20 ng Hunyo, 2011
Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.

Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.

Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist

Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local
"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"

"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."

"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."
#flatlander #joey #gaper #tourist #idiot
ayon kay Grandysaur ika-07 ng Marso, 2010
A top wanker a bitch or a slave just a cunt
Wayne paul lort is a joey
#joey #wayne #wanker #cunt #slave
ayon kay cho chow ika-24 ng Abril, 2015
Joey is a awesome beautiful girl she's a great friend she's nice kind and so fucking rad
She's so funny who is that

That's joey
#beautiful #awesome #nice #kind #jojo #lizard #funny
ayon kay Cooleo ika-07 ng Marso, 2015
The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.
Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.
#belly #gut #stomache #lard roll #pooch #tummy #beer belly
ayon kay Kitty a go go ika-14 ng Pebrero, 2015
A baby kangaroo
Person A: aww look at the baby kangaroo
Person B: Otherwise known as a Joey.
#kangaroo #baby #joey #aka #animal
ayon kay bg1297 ika-10 ng Setyembre, 2012
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