Top Definition
When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
ayon kay TheNoTouchyCummer ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2009
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When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
ayon kay NorsemanMN ika-04 ng Enero, 2015
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
ayon kay SoAn14 ika-07 ng Disyembre, 2010
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
ayon kay Jackhammer300 ika-15 ng Abril, 2014
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
ayon kay $e9a ika-07 ng Abril, 2009
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
ayon kay ArchosDome ika-05 ng Oktubre, 2010
A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
ayon kay The Real Wangsta ika-16 ng Abril, 2007

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