While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.
I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.
ayon kay Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz ika-28 ng Enero, 2006
During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.
I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared.
ayon kay The Sub ika-25 ng Pebrero, 2005
When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.
Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod!
ayon kay Lightning_Rodder ika-10 ng Agosto, 2010
When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.
I gave my girl the lightning rod last night!
ayon kay PDITTO ika-27 ng Pebrero, 2011
Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.
I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!
ayon kay GM42 ika-02 ng Hulyo, 2011
When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.
Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.
ayon kay Jaster ika-14 ng Disyembre, 2003

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