An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.
boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way
ayon kay GreatClips ika-05 ng Marso, 2010
To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.
The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.
ayon kay Nutsack ika-27 ng Oktubre, 2005
a person with no arms or legs
after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'
ayon kay Freddy Fitz-Smythe ika-03 ng Pebrero, 2004
An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person
Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!
ayon kay Maddidly ika-14 ng Mayo, 2008
A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.
Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.
ayon kay Morgasm ika-25 ng Mayo, 2004
A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
ayon kay metallicmagic1989 ika-20 ng Hunyo, 2006
provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction
i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me
ayon kay laura and joe ika-30 ng Marso, 2004

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