An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
ayon kay Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan ika-25 ng Hunyo, 2013
The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

ayon kay DImberman ika-25 ng Mayo, 2008
Megan: A girl that is real annoying and will scare you with her monkey like feet. She also has a weird friend that laughs like a hyena put the two together and your eardrums will start bleeding from excess talking.
Man: Why does that girl have monkey feet.

Man 2: Dude its ok its just Megan.
ayon kay Megans best friend ever ika-01 ng Agosto, 2011
A dumb female who tries to overuse her small amount of power. Hated often by all of her colleges and coworkers and has probably committed some sort of terrible crime. Creepy looking and usually very socially awkward. Always has some sort of a weird tick. Very stupid and oblivious.
Look at that Megan she is such an idiot!
ayon kay Mega hater ika-22 ng Marso, 2014
A bitch that will steal a guy you like within seconds of you telling her that you like him. Someone to NEVER be trusted with guy related anything. Stubborn and bossy as fuck. See also fake ass bitch or fake ass hoe.
"Ugh, I can't believe my friend just started flirting with my guy crush in front of me."
"Does her name happen to be Megan?"
ayon kay gingergirl96 ika-18 ng Hulyo, 2014
A girl who is extremely bipolar and is always going after guys while she has a boyfriend. She's a cheater, a whore, ugly, her vagina smells like an oyster bar and she has an awkward smile. People feel bad for her boyfriend and want nothing to do with her.
Hey your girlfriend was pulling a Megan the other day
Dang...what a slut
ayon kay slutsgohome ika-05 ng Setyembre, 2011
A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.
Example: My Megan
ayon kay Tim ;) ika-12 ng Pebrero, 2010
Megans have many secrets to hide that are hard to tell. They try to find a way to let their friends know what is going on.
Megans usually have amazingly beautiful eyes (blue or green). One could get lost in her eyes forever, and never want to escape.
Even if they are going through a hard time, Megans will always lend a helping hand and will listen to your troubles and/or problems.
They dispise drama, but sometimes find a way of getting sucked into it.

Megans are beautiful on the inside and out, yet never really realize their true beauty.
Melissa: Megan, you look great today!
Megan: ...No I don't. *sigh*
ayon kay gottchess ika-27 ng Disyembre, 2009

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