1. A mythical creature that resembles a human, only with small stubby horns and big lips. They commonly walk in the fashion of a penguin. Mikalopes have genetic similarities with the 'snapalope.' Instead of loitering near convenience stores and gas stations they loiter near libraries and government agencies. They are commonly anarchists and the sole purpose of their life is to take a contrary position to everything anybody says. There is no known hunting season for the "Mikalope," but there is a bill currently in progress to develop a three week hunting season for sometime around January or February.
"Look, I spot a Mikalope." (Muhammed, standing outside a government building attempting to get a green card.)
ayon kay Kyle, wooderson ika-18 ng Oktubre, 2006