(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
ayon kay Gerwaq ika-09 ng Oktubre, 2013
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
ayon kay facon675309 ika-11 ng Agosto, 2011
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
ayon kay purplepangolin ika-17 ng Mayo, 2007
An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
ayon kay kagdurban ika-14 ng Mayo, 2015
A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
ayon kay Coolio kiddio ika-24 ng Setyembre, 2014
A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
ayon kay Dan Punk Rock France ika-13 ng Mayo, 2011
a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
ayon kay fillygirlie14 ika-21 ng Agosto, 2008

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