A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
ayon kay dave555123 ika-18 ng Nobyembre, 2010
Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
ayon kay lucylucylulu ika-23 ng Pebrero, 2010
Short form of microphone.
Yo, gimme that mike!
ayon kay Kovász ika-19 ng Hunyo, 2005
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
ayon kay LAdy gaga ika-20 ng Hunyo, 2012
An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
ayon kay catcity88 ika-04 ng Disyembre, 2010
An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
ayon kay High thug ika-04 ng Pebrero, 2014
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
ayon kay NoMike ika-18 ng Pebrero, 2013

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