mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
ayon kay the_rorz ika-05 ng Agosto, 2009
penis
wow he has a big monkey
ayon kay A_p ika-28 ng Enero, 2009
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

ayon kay Mr. Gibbons ika-23 ng Pebrero, 2008
racist slang for a black person
that fuckin' monkey!!
ayon kay naegling ika-08 ng Hunyo, 2006
verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
ayon kay juztin ika-04 ng Abril, 2006
Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.
Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.
ayon kay linguisticslangrevolutionftw ika-04 ng Setyembre, 2011
Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
ayon kay pw_ninja ika-04 ng Setyembre, 2009

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