Top Definition
to express disgust; an exclamation
You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
ayon kay Joe ika-15 ng Enero, 2005
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Nipple Erection Right Through Shirt
ayon kay DaWall ika-11 ng Hulyo, 2003
A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.

This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!

Son: Nert...
ayon kay Allen Smith ika-09 ng Oktubre, 2007
A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
ayon kay Dan Haan ika-24 ng Mayo, 2012
-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, "That's retarded!"

-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.
Someone says or does something stupid. You say, "NERT!"
ayon kay jcaufield ika-27 ng Hunyo, 2011
verb: nerd flirting. When an individual of above to highly above average intelligence attempts to flirt with a potential sexual mate. This is commonly observed with bad jokes, awkward laughs, and a tendency towards conversations around Pokémon and Harry Potter. Nerting is generally most successful with another individual of above to highly above average intelligence as the cryptic social queues of the nerting protocol are more easily understood.
When he found out she played Magic, he started nerting with her.
ayon kay onyxrook ika-14 ng Abril, 2015
When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt
Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!
ayon kay Wild Bor ika-29 ng Nobyembre, 2009

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