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A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
ayon kay Nirm ika-20 ng Marso, 2007
22 more definitions
to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
ayon kay jabrony ika-16 ng Setyembre, 2007
A guy that has very small nuts
neil has small nuts.
ayon kay Big Dick09 ika-03 ng Pebrero, 2010
shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
ayon kay imsol33t ika-12 ng Enero, 2010
One who takes stiff man pole in his butt
"Neil is a bit of a Neil"
ayon kay Vindaloostew ika-27 ng Marso, 2007
1. A person who is exceptionally afraid of their responsibilities.

2. One who runs away from problems.

3. A person with uncontrollable pussyism. Who finds solace only when babied by "mommy" or new girlfriends.
"Neil said he didn't want to help you raise your child he only wanted to make one. He ran off to Idaho."
ayon kay Thatonechickwhohatesyou ika-25 ng Agosto, 2008
A Specific Noun pretaing to one person such as Tims Dad. It mean Ass whole, or cunt, or Dick Head.
Tim - Agh, my dad is such a neil.

Justin - Agh, tell me about it.
ayon kay jnikdskgsd ika-18 ng Agosto, 2008

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