1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum
2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment
The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.
ayon kay coolkid99 ika-07 ng Nobyembre, 2005
The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"
Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.
ayon kay Poker Player ika-29 ng Marso, 2004
body part that a lot of famous people grab on stage
hey bob is that guy sqeezing his nuts?
ayon kay carol ika-25 ng Nobyembre, 2003
A testicle. plural is nuts
aw man! my left nut's killing me after you kicked me in the balls!
ayon kay Anonymous ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2002
crazy or insane person ; male or female
Old Man Willard over on Mermaid's Rock is such a nut, always talking about Pokemon and the Pope teaming up to destroy Scotland....
ayon kay C-Master ika-05 ng Setyembre, 2005
A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."
Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.


Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!
ayon kay Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick ika-07 ng Hunyo, 2009
n, testicles, knackers, love spuds, etc.
ya dont wanna get kneed in the nuts.
ayon kay herbie ika-25 ng Agosto, 2004
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