Old
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
What a drag it is getting old!
ayon kay alvit ika-07 ng Hulyo, 2009
Old
1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
ayon kay Diggity Monkeez ika-05 ng Marso, 2005
old
Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.
ayon kay Wayne Static ika-11 ng Mayo, 2005
old
On a message board, when someone (more than likely a n00b), posts something that has already been buried in the population's long term memory.
n00b: "Oh look, Landover Baptist! This has gotta be the freakiest site on the net!" Admin: "OLD." *thread locked*
ayon kay Dodger of Zion ika-28 ng Marso, 2004
old
that which is not new
Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.
ayon kay Anonymous ika-07 ng Nobyembre, 2003
short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car
Im crusin in my Olds tonight.
ayon kay Jonathan K. ika-30 ng Marso, 2005
old
Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.
The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!
ayon kay T. Brown ika-03 ng Oktubre, 2007

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