Some one who lives on Jobseeker's allowance and marries his first cousin.
Male 1: My mate manny got maried.
Male 2: Who's the girl?
Male 1: His cousin
Male 2: What a fucking Paki!
ayon kay IDoItForTehLulz ika-30 ng Hunyo, 2012
Paki is the shortened term for Pakistani.

Calling a Paki a Paki can result in imprisonment and/or death.

They are widely distributed throughout the UK, and most parts of Europe, have around 6 children per swarm, walk around in their pajamas and live off the tax payer. Most refuse to learn English and own corner shops, when entering a Corner Shop note how they speak their own language... They are most likely talking about you.

They get away with almost everything for example:

Paki: ME no mean to work whilst on benefits, me no understand English rule.
Judge: Case dismissed.

It is important that you do not mistake an Indian for a Paki, as Indians find it offensive - Wouldn't you be offended if you was being called the same thing as these degenerate beings?

It is ILLEGAL for a working, tax paying British man who was born here to call someone a Paki, but is LEGAL, for a Paki to be racist towards a working, tax paying British man.
LOL, that Paki is still in his pajamas
ayon kay Nubsie&Nabsie ika-20 ng Hulyo, 2011
A name for a person from Pakistan. Not racist.
Steve: "Hey Jim, because I'm British, does that make me a Brit?"
Jim: "Yes Jim, just like I'm a Scot because I'm from Scotland, and my friend Bruce here is an Aussie because he's from Australia"
Bruce: "That's bloody correct mate"
Ali: "That must make me a Paki! Because I am from Pakistan! How anyinee could find that offensive is beyond me!"
*group hug*
ayon kay Young Mulah ika-04 ng Hunyo, 2015
This word is shortened down to from Pakistani to Paki (however, this word is usually generalised to mean anyone is from the middle east eg afgan, iraqi.)

This word is usually taken as an offence by muslims, although users of the word mean no harm, they just use the word to save shouting Pakistani and to save breath.
(1): Pakistan person - Pakistani - Paki
(2): "You bloody paki!"
(3): "Have you seen that Pakistani over there?"

(shortened to)
(4): "Have you seen that Paki over there?"
ayon kay BritishLion ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2009
A term which most foreign-born pakistanis find very racist. But people who were actually born in Pakistan understand fully what this actually means, and do not take any offence from it at all, for it is in fact a compliment. The word 'Paki' actually means 'Pure'. This comes from the meaning of Pakistan, which is 'Pureland'. The 'Stan' means land.
Supposedly Racist person: Paki!
Pakistani: Why thank you!
ayon kay Haziq Patel ika-19 ng Oktubre, 2008
A South Asian immigrant – often an entrepreneur or qualified professional (e.g. doctor, dentist, lawyer) – who works hard to pay their taxes into the British economy so that lazy, over-entitled, indigenous, white, "working" class individuals can claim those taxes in the form of state benefits to sustain a life of binge drinking, fast food consumption (mostly curries and kebabs, ironically) and watching television shows like 'The X Factor' and 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' while screaming racist profanities at the screen and feeding secondary smoke to their newborn babies.
"Fucking Paki doctor!"
-- Yob who got straight Us at GCSE.

"Fucking Paki shopkeeper!"
-- Yob who buys designer trainers with shopkeeper's taxes.

"Go back to your own country, Paki!"
-- Yob who needs South Asian immigrants to sustain Britain's infrastructure while white people go to uni to study things like Art Design and French.
ayon kay Learn Your Own Language First! ika-04 ng Abril, 2014
Paki. A derogatory word now used to describe all brown people of South Asian and Middle Eastern descent.

Although short for Pakistanis its deemed so offensive because most people who are called Pakis aren't actually Pakis.

To be mistaken for a Paki is the ultimate insult. Every one fucking hates Pakis.

Making this mistake can seem an easy one to make but not really excusable.
Imagine if YOU were mistaken for a Paki!

• although born and bred in the same town as you they choose to speak paki with a unique Bradford twist. Think Prince Nazeem Hamed

•Successive inbreeding (63% of Pakis in Bradford are married to their First cousins) give them a distinctive 3rd world appearance and double digit IQs.

• even though its mainly pissing down and fucking freezing. Pakis still sport flip-flops and a dish dash.

•Tax-exempt and unable to obtain actual jobs because that would involve integration. Pakis either drive taxi's, run hideously unhygienic curry shops or run underage sex rings. I think Mohammed's cool with that.
Oi PAKI!
I'm not a paki mate I'm Indian
ayon kay sidcasualobserver ika-10 ng Hulyo, 2015
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