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Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
Person A: Oh man I'm so depressed, arent you sad for me?
Person B: Sorry, its just im wearing this poncho, and its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!.
#vince noir #howard moon #mighty boosh #clothes #happy
ayon kay Smoz Daddy ika-22 ng Agosto, 2006
A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.
I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.
ayon kay marla x0 ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2004
The skin that surrounds a man's testicles
1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
#tweencho #balls #sac #nuts #scrotum
ayon kay Smackdown Lane ika-29 ng Hulyo, 2006
Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.
Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.
#poncha #punch #nacho #miley cyrus #lady gaga
ayon kay haleypaige45 ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2009
When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.
Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."
#poncho villa #dirty poncho #poncho royale #cock #balls
ayon kay Schoolboy80 ika-26 ng Oktubre, 2011
fuck shag do Spanish word meaning "flatten" or "pop". However, in Mexican slang, it means "fuck" or "have sex with".
1. Mira no más Enrique esa muchacha. Tiene nalgas de Zebra. Si me la poncho.
#cojo #fuck #sex #laid #chingo
ayon kay Sound Junkie ika-22 ng Enero, 2007
A nice way of saying slut, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.
Whoa, AJ, do you think that girl is a poncho?
#slut #whore #skank #fuck buddy #friend with benefits
ayon kay xxy ika-30 ng Marso, 2006
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