The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.
Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!
ayon kay AoD/Visk ika-08 ng Disyembre, 2003
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when a homeless person finds a dollar
Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars
ayon kay Dark Mono ika-22 ng Marso, 2009
when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".
I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.
ayon kay tom k ika-25 ng Nobyembre, 2003
When a male makes a failed attempt at making a woman orgasm.
Wes failed to make Emilie poorgasm with his two inch weenie.
ayon kay westiclesthebesticles ika-28 ng Enero, 2009
1. Feeling one has after screwing the poor.
George Bush gets lots of poorgasms with his "tax cuts".
ayon kay pglto ika-27 ng Marso, 2005
When a retarded person finds excitement out of something that is so 'poor' (not good). When experiencing a poorgasm the person will shout out 'Poor!!!' in an excited manner.
I have just died in diablo 2, POOR!!! (person experiences a poorgasm)
ayon kay James Curtis ika-11 ng Enero, 2006
It's the feeling Tom K gets, at the first of the month, when he's taking his welfare cheque to KFC.
Example is too short eh? Well kiss my buttocks you stupid sluttocks!
ayon kay Dr Snuggles ika-27 ng Nobyembre, 2003