A slutty whore in the Zelda Series of Video games that often poses as being in trouble because of ganondorf (Actually her child from when she got screwed in the backseat of her dads carriage.) To get ahold of link and sexually please herself. She takes it up the ass from him every time he "saves" her. And his biggoron sword doesn't usually break when he does this. These actions are usually omitted from the games.
Princess Zelda: "Ganon, Kidnap me so I can have some of links hylian cock"
ayon kay Xerovis
ika-23 ng Setyembre, 2007