Read The Fucking Manual. Used, more than most would imagine, in technical documents. Mostly of the manual or instructions variety. Tends to be added to the end or rather the start of the manual by technical writers annoyed by questions being brought up that are more than well answered in the relevant documentation.
Manuals on newly developed computer applications. R.T.F.M added to the end of the first introduction page.
ayon kay Nogaro49 ika-07 ng Agosto, 2008
Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)
"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"
ayon kay MeJuliee!! ika-18 ng Enero, 2010
According to Michael Swaim in the video "Agents of Cracked" episode 5 RTFM refers to "Rolling on the Floor Masturbating"
Dude I was home alone yesterday so I totally RTFMed
ayon kay CrackedForever ika-06 ng Abril, 2013
Ruining The Furniture Masturbating
I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.
ayon kay Throatwobler ika-13 ng Abril, 2010
used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)
RTFM you dumbass.
ayon kay The Return of Light Joker ika-05 ng Setyembre, 2008
Read the fucking manual
To be used commonly by salespersons in electrical shops such as Comet. When a customer returns with the polystyrene still inserted inside the walkman and complains that it does not work! One can coin the phrase, "Dont worry sir, it's juts a case of RTFM".
ayon kay Derek Paterson ika-10 ng Hulyo, 2008
Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"
"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"
ayon kay Cracked42 ika-14 ng Nobyembre, 2009

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