Intelligent Marcus: "Oh really?" *rolls eyes*
Cynthia: "Yeah! I like dinosaurs! And monkeys! And ninjas! And condoms!"
Intelligent Marcus: "First of all, the plural form of the word 'ninja' is the same as the singular form. There is no such word as 'ninjas.' Second, that's not random. Half of that shit was stolen from your other friends on MySpace that are also NOT RANDOM. Third, you know what's really random? Glass jars manufactured in Mexico full of Komodo dragon semen. And Bill taping Nerf guns to his ankle. And radioactive ceramic electricity doing the Hokey-Pokey. That's random. Not fucking dinosaurs and squirrels and whatnot. Fuck off." *slaps Cynthia*
Often used by an MTVeenager.
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
Me: *clobbers with garden rake*
2) The shittiest type of humor.
Teenage girl 2: Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night!
Teenage girl 3: Monkey! LOL!
Me: *loads clip into mac-10*
jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the cherry tree last sunday"
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.
Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.
Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.