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The guy that turns off the motion sensor soap dispenser to confuse people and get a cheap laugh
*waves hand under dispenser* *waits* huh? *repeats action* the fuck... *sees dispenser off* what the fuck! why does everyone want to be a fucking Schwave? *turns dispenser on and washes hands, then walks out grumbling*

Schwave: dude, i just turned off the MSSD
Schwaves friend: *solemn glare* the fuck bruh? not even cool man. how the fuck are we friends?
ayon kay Dashaun94 ika-03 ng Nobyembre, 2011

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