Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.
I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.
ayon kay Motorhead ika-15 ng Oktubre, 2011
act of defacating your own grandmothers grave and proceding to have sexual intercourse with the decayed corpse
Yea man i went out to the graveyard and screwingthepooched all night long.
ayon kay gravedigger33 ika-16 ng Hulyo, 2009
The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.
Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!
ayon kay leopold Sampsonite ika-08 ng Pebrero, 2006

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