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A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
ayon kay psycho bitch ika-14 ng Marso, 2004
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One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
ayon kay urbanslushie ika-25 ng Hulyo, 2004
verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
ayon kay mikespooner ika-17 ng Setyembre, 2007
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
ayon kay jackiiboii ika-18 ng Enero, 2014
A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.
Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?
ayon kay saulafan288 ika-20 ng Hunyo, 2004
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
ayon kay blargh!! ika-13 ng Disyembre, 2009
Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.
That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.
ayon kay Mister Ignorant ika-01 ng Abril, 2004

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