maghanap ng salita, tulad ng plopping:
 
1.
The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
ayon kay Original King Kobra ika-10 ng Enero, 2006
 
2.
Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)
ayon kay EdeenSaawr ika-14 ng Oktubre, 2011
 
3.
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
ayon kay Detective O'Gurkis ika-13 ng Mayo, 2006
 
4.
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
ayon kay Detective O'Gurkis ika-13 ng Mayo, 2006
 
5.
a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick
I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.
ayon kay Brennon Petrie ika-08 ng Nobyembre, 2007