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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
#facebook #liking #comments #spaffing #spaffed
ayon kay Jelly Pumpernickel ika-04 ng Oktubre, 2012
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
#wank #masturbate #inbetweeners #cum #facial #pearl necklace
ayon kay Choadalay-dee-heeee ika-09 ng Enero, 2013
another word for ejaculate
bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
#cum #blow your load #ejaculate #jizz #spunk
ayon kay another word for ejaculate ika-10 ng Hunyo, 2015
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
#semen #cum #jizz #ejaculate #penis
ayon kay Big-OH ika-23 ng Enero, 2009
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
ayon kay Ja-mmin ika-24 ng Abril, 2005
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
#spaff #spaffed #spaffing #houdini #simulation
ayon kay d to a the to the n-n-y ika-11 ng Pebrero, 2007
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
#cum #jizz #spunk #ejaculation #shoot your load #shoot your bolt
ayon kay big bob roberts jr the third ika-25 ng Setyembre, 2009
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