maghanap ng salita, tulad ng blumpkin:
 
1.
Head-exploding cuteness.
*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*
ayon kay moosa17 ika-11 ng Agosto, 2009
 
2.
The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.
*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!
ayon kay 0SED4X ika-06 ng Nobyembre, 2013
 
3.
When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").
Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
ayon kay Splortzilla ika-04 ng Disyembre, 2011
 
4.
the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.
ayon kay meredith ika-27 ng Enero, 2005