To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
ayon kay CaWe ika-20 ng Marso, 2004
The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
ayon kay Sexasauras ika-29 ng Setyembre, 2012