Verb. To Stan.

The act of being a complete asshole to somebody for no reason whatsoever.
Ed: "Dude, did you know he just gave our cousin a copy of Office Space and called it "a gift to their family?" even when he didn't get anyone else a gift for Christmas?

Jeff: "Yeah, he totally Stan'd us."
ayon kay Jim Boeheim ika-27 ng Abril, 2008
Suffix used to intensify a word's meaning. Modeled after names of countries, e.g. Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, etc.
That store is Zilchistan. They only have cellular phones there. Forget about finding any good, old-fashioned phones!
ayon kay pentozali ika-02 ng Marso, 2006
Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.
Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.
ayon kay Darth Ridley ika-22 ng Enero, 2007
Intelligent, captivating, and to be sexually deviant with your right hand (never the left that would be Gelter)
Did you hear McCafferty got his "stans" on in the library with Maria 6th period.
ayon kay Juicy Juiceboxxx ika-23 ng Enero, 2008
Dutch lover of extreme metal and extreme hardcore punk, used to play table tennis but abandoned the sport since, does not listen to dark ambient.

Known for his girly looks, and is often mistaken for a female. Although not so often anymore since he cut his hair short for 200 euros.

A drummer, and skilled in generating blast beats.
Noteable quotations from Stan:

"I demand perfection."

"We all like this."

"OH NOES!"

"I am not a girl."

"MAAAAAP."

"Drumcomputers are meggh3y.'
ayon kay Amar van Leeuwaarde ika-17 ng Oktubre, 2006
Plural of stan. As in person from Pakistan residing in England.
"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.

"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.

"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.

"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.

"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.

"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.

"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.
ayon kay Tarquin ika-26 ng Oktubre, 2004
The sweetest person ever. He will never break you're heart. Very handsome, and has a way with words. If you happen to date a Stan, treat him like a king and never leave him. He won't seem it at first, but he'll prove to you he's the one.
"Who are you dating?" "My good friend. His name is Stan." "Wow you got yourself a Stan?! That's a keeper."
ayon kay Ashey89 ika-19 ng Mayo, 2015

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