(n.) - Someone who goes to the movies alone only to complain about their loneliness later. Usually accompanied by wistful bemoaning about how nice it would be to have friends to share experiences with.
Bruce is such a theaturd! If I have to hear about how he wishes he had someone to high-five during epic trailers one more time, I'm going to punch him.
ayon kay angeldustbunny ika-06 ng Hulyo, 2010