Blandness incarnate in vehicle form.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?

Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.
#boring #car #bland #cheap #white bread
ayon kay Kanye Weston ika-04 ng Agosto, 2012
1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
#prius #hybrid #san francisco #car #lexus
ayon kay dkjnvoelushgnvbailuerdfjkhmn,c ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2010
Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
#toyota #car #vehicle #brakes #japan
ayon kay DMG260 ika-25 ng Marso, 2010
cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots
i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.
#kamikaze #banzai #suicide bomber #mass murderer #wwii
ayon kay lookit mah monkayyy ika-05 ng Mayo, 2010
A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!

Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!

Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!

Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!

Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)

Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
#toy-ota #tayota #toyata #tyota #tyot
ayon kay Carguy777 ika-27 ng Pebrero, 2010
A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.
Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got

Jim: what

Frank: a new toyota tundra

Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet

Frank: no why

Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak
#jap crap #crap #america killer #non-american #useless
ayon kay dalejr88 ika-25 ng Hunyo, 2008
A foreign car that losers like to put really big tires on and think they are cool.
T ake
O ff
Y our
O versized
T ires
A ss hole
ayon kay Red Dog ika-17 ng Agosto, 2005
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