1. n. a communication sent via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

2. v. the act of communicationg via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window
1. I just sent Biafra a tweet.

2. To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.
ayon kay Bob Akimbo ika-21 ng Enero, 2011
a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.
"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"
ayon kay patio lanterns ika-24 ng Pebrero, 2008
Its when You have like a baby cum just a little of it.
I tweeted all over your daughters face last night.
ayon kay Tweetinnigga12 ika-09 ng Setyembre, 2010
to huff shoe polish
Let's go tweet behind the gym after school.
ayon kay thugdog millionaire ika-05 ng Mayo, 2009
Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com
<I really need to tweet about this experience on twitter!>
<God! I haven't been able to tweet all day because my computer is down!>
<“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can't always make them tweet.” -Jonathan Ross>

<Come check out this tweet man. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life! Why would they post a tweet about this! Jeez...*shakes head*>

<I think I just tweeted the least important tweet ever!>
ayon kay Whatever_47 ika-21 ng Nobyembre, 2009
1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".
1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."
ayon kay TheArticulateOne ika-17 ng Setyembre, 2009
A person who has a habit of biting the interior of their mouth. The inside of their lips and cheeks, tearing pieces off bit by bit leaving a temporary scar.

Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.
Quit chewing on your cheeks you damn tweet..
Are you a tweet? Quit biting on those lips!
ayon kay Meeshie Peeshie ika-02 ng Abril, 2008

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