2. University of Casual Sex and Beer
3. An almost too-good-to-be-true place that combines excellent academics with a vibrant social atmosphere and perfect weather. It is also the only university in the United States that owns its own beach.
SB student: I dont know...does it look like I take fucking a poll about that shit?
-University of Conviviality Stupor and Belligerence
-U Can Study Buzzed
-University of Countless Sexy Blonds
-U Can Smoke Bud
-Underage Californians Studying Booze
-University of California's Sunny Beaches
-University of California at Santa Barbara