A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
ayon kay Raúl E. Fernández ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2007
1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.
I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.
ayon kay Jess Sandy pants ika-17 ng Nobyembre, 2006
Derived from the work Donk. While a Donk is a black girls ass the Wonk is a white girls ass. Usually large in size.
"Dudee your girl may have a Donk, but my girl has a Wonk"
"Im jealous man" Wonks = better than Donk
ayon kay Thestrubeman ika-31 ng Enero, 2011
When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)
"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.
ayon kay cep922 ika-28 ng Setyembre, 2009
A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.
I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.
ayon kay habracadabra ika-15 ng Mayo, 2008
To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly
That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.
ayon kay chris ika-16 ng Enero, 2004
a utility noun used to describe many situations
he is a wonk

she has got a wonk on

shut up stop being a wonk.
ayon kay seth the jew ika-23 ng Marso, 2009
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