An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.
Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.
ayon kay Doctor Salami ika-18 ng Hunyo, 2005
Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
ayon kay In The Wind 44 ika-08 ng Agosto, 2012

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