Will Smith, Eddy Murphy, Samuel L. Jackson, JZ & that guy from Matrix.
B. All black persons CAN:
play jazz, sing rap, do a drive by shooting, steal cars, dunk in basketball, dance with the tribe, be in Ricky Lake
C. all black persons CANNOT:
eat with a fork, play a violin, become doctors or president
D. if a black person has more money than you - he stole it.
"That's not polite - he should be called a black person"
Not to be confused with nigger or african american There's a huge difference between the 3.
Person 2: No dude, that's not a nigger, that's a black person!
Sophisticated Black guy: Excuse me sir, do you know someone of African-American descent?
White guy: No, why would I want to?
Sophisticated Black guy:So how could you judge someone so wrongly just because of their race?
White guy: idc about what you say, It's not like it matters, gosh you stupid black guy.
10 years later....... White guy is poor and stuff and Black guy is rich and succesful
Black guy: I believe I met you 10 years ago, you said that all blacks were lazy and stupid. Look at how wrong you were!
Black person: "America is a creation of both black people and white people. Go to Google and type in "African-American inventors" and "African inventions" or "African civilizations" and enlighten yourself."
Black girl: Yeah didn't you know. He is a proud black man too he embraces all aspects of his life to incorporate them into his job.
White boy: Really?? What's he planning to do
Black girl: He planning to stop racism and make it fairer for black people.
White boy: Ha in ur fucking dreams nigga!
Spike: Who's your favorite basketball player?
Turturro: Magic Johnson.
Spike: Who's your favorite movie star?
Turturro: Eddie Murphy.
Spike: Who's your favorite rock star? Prince!
Turturro: Bruce. Bruce!
Spike: All you ever talk about is nigger this and nigga that, and all your favorite people are so-called niggas.
Turturro: They're different. Magic, Eddie, Prince, they're not niggas. I mean, they're not black. I mean, let me explain myself... they're not really black... I mean, they're black but not really, they're more than black... It's different.
Spike: It's different?
Turturro: Yeah, to me, it's different.
--> And that's the paradoxical nature of being a black person!