The supreme state of zen masturbation achieved only by those home on some sort of break, be it sickness resulting in being stuck at home, or a university break for the holiday season or summer. This state is especially prevalent in areas that may not be conducive to contact with the outside world, such as a mountain vacation or being from a town in Bum-Fuck Nowhere, USA.
Friend: You haven't texted me in 3 days, and you reek of shame and dick sweat. Where have you been?
Subject: I came down with the flu, and so I've been stuck breakurbating.

Mother: Son, have you been breakurbating?
Son: I told you not to touch by socks, mom!
Mother: Sweet Jesus Rainbow Rollerblading Christ, these no-shows feel like they're made of marble.
ayon kay TheLastMegaladon ika-26 ng Disyembre, 2013

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